preferred reading material when on the crapper?

by **air gordon** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:54 am

i just took a dump so this is fresh in my mind.

so does anyone else here have the need to be reading something while they make a 'visit to the office'?

if so, what do you read?

for me, it's normally the comic section from the newspaper or stuff/fhm/maxim type magazine

imo both are excellent options. they amuse or provide you nice eye candy while you 'do the job' and also they're easy to put down/won't make you stay on the pot to finish what you're reading when done crapping.

sometimes craps take forever, sometimes a short time. comics and stuff magazine are versatile to read during both. if it's a quick shit, i can just read one or 2 comic strips or just flip through the centerfold part in the stuff mag. for long shits, i can read most of the comic strips or read the actual interview for the hottie in the centerfold section.

anybody else?

by **Jackal** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:16 am

Well I just took a dump myself.

I usually take the paperback book I'm reading at the moment, I've been reading Grisham's "The Summons" so yeah, that was with me. Sometimes when I don't have a book since I haven't gone out and gotten one as yet, I'll just take anything readable. I need to read something, anything.

If I really can't find anything and I really mean ANYTHING, I end up reading the back of the products in the toilet. The back of a handsoap or the back of the air freshner since the doodie can get a bit stinky from time to time. (read: all the time.)

by . on Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:22 am

I stare at random things like our washingmachine, or towels.

by **Yessie** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:26 am

i wish i could take my PC into the bathroom with me so i could read post while taking a dump (Y)

. i usually take the sports section or a magazine i have around. 8-)

by **Mazzocchi** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 6:27 am

Yessie wrote:i usually take the sports section or a magazine i have around.

Sports Illustrated (y)

by **Wormy10** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:28 am

K0be4mvp wrote:I stare at random things like our washingmachine, or towels.

Yea me to
I hate to poop, its so boring :roll:

by **cklitsie** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:37 am

I shut my eyes and pushhhhhhhhhh.........

by **GloveGuy** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:02 am

I'm usually quick with mine. I've been trying to make a habit out of enjoying my shits but I usually just go in there with the mentality of wanting to get out as quick as possible.

While we're on the subject of our crappers, how do you guys wipe -- standing up or sitting? I was talking to my friends about this and some are sitters and some are standers.

Also, how many sheets do you usually use? My craps are usually worth about three, usually folded in half.

by **Wormy10** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:13 am

I have never heard of anyone stand up to wipe

But ive heard of them bending forward
I mostly a leaner myself, not really standing

but not sitting down on my hand or nothin'

I fold myself just incase the paper rips

by **ATTENTIONWHORE** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:31 am

TV Guide/Reader's Digest for my shits. (Y)

by **paradizecityz** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:32 am

a gameboy or cd player does the trick for me lol (Y)

by **Old School Fool** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:36 am

Umm...I dunno.

by **Riot** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:39 am

Normally by day 2 my Playgirl magazines have so many stains on them, it's nearly impossible to make out the pictures. So I normally bring a Sporting News or ESPN into the bathroom.

Or if I read them all I just hold it in until I get a new magazine. (Y)

by **Jackal** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:40 am

GloveGuy wrote:While we're on the subject of our crappers, how do you guys wipe -- standing up or sitting? I was talking to my friends about this and some are sitters and some are standers.

Also, how many sheets do you usually use? My craps are usually worth about three, usually folded in half.

The things the NLSC General Talk has come to. :shake:

I wipe whilst sitting on the pot, no standing up for me. Wouldn't that smudge whatever is left all around your ass-cheeks?

3 sheets here too, folder in half. Before I used to use alot more, since then I realized I was throwing away more than I was using. (You become alot more concious of these things when you have to pay for it yourself. :lol:

)

by **Riot** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:42 am

Jackal wrote:
GloveGuy wrote:While we're on the subject of our crappers, how do you guys wipe -- standing up or sitting? I was talking to my friends about this and some are sitters and some are standers.

Also, how many sheets do you usually use? My craps are usually worth about three, usually folded in half.

The things the NLSC General Talk has come to.

I wipe whilst sitting on the pot, no standing up for me. Wouldn't that smudge whatever is left all around your ass-cheeks?

3 sheets here too, folder in half. Before I used to use alot more, since then I realized I was throwing away more than I was using. (You become alot more concious of these things when you have to pay for it yourself. )

I stand up and spread my cheeks out and look into the mirror to see where I have to aim and stuff.

by **Wormy10** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:50 am

Riot wrote:I stand up and spread my cheeks out and look into the mirror to see where I have to aim and stuff.

WTF
Funny (Y)

by **ATTENTIONWHORE** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:51 am

'Nuff said.
Albeit funny. :!:

by **Riot** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:55 am

The really sad thing is, I'm being dead serious. I actually do spread my cheeks out and look in this giant mirror we have to see where I have to whipe.

by **Wormy10** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:00 am

Do you bend all the way down and look between your legs? :lol:

So everything would be upside down that way

by **Riot** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:10 am

No, I just spread the cheeks apart with one hand and use the other to wipe while I look over my shoulder into the mirror.

by **Jowe** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:22 am

Riot wrote:I stand up and spread my cheeks out and look into the mirror to see where I have to aim and stuff.

Riot wrote:The really sad thing is, I'm being dead serious. I actually do
spread my cheeks out and look in this giant mirror we have to see where I have to whipe.

one of the posts of the year right there.

by **air gordon** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:36 am

Riot wrote:The really sad thing is, I'm being dead serious. I actually do spread my cheeks out and look in this giant mirror we have to see where I have to whipe.

wow. definitley a good method to make sure you got everything wiped

as for the cleansing, unless there isn't a bidet, i use the tabo then shake as many hands as i can. just ask a pinoy and he'll tell you what that's all about

if there's no tabo, then i use the crumple method with the toilet paper

the only time i'm standing while i'm wiping from a #2 is if i'm at some dirty bar or club. actually i'd rather squat and do it in the alley

by **Colin** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 11:15 am

I prefer taking a SLAM or ESPN magazine in there. Throw somthing in the boombox I dragged inside for the winter and I'm good.

I lean forward, so my cheeks are off the bowl, but the thighs are still touching. Just enough so auto-flush toilets always flush before I'm done.

by **j.23** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:27 pm

great topic

i prefer yearbooks

by **Wormy10** on Tue Jan 25, 2005 3:02 pm

Anyone ever masterbate and poop at the same time?

EDIT: Why did I just ask that

preferred reading material when on the crapper?

preferred reading material when on the crapper?

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