Stonecold wrote:JEEZZZ! ADMIN. Please close this topic before someone can learn a new language on this shit..........
Citizens of righteousness, allow me 2 share d fate dat awaits us in d nir future... Ms. Jessica Zafra, wid ur permission...
Faithful minions, greetings. Remain grovelling, I have not given u permission 2 sit. We have toiled, plotted, remained steadfast n d face of mockery n disbelief, n now I am proud 2 announce dat our goal is n sight. World domination is nigh.
Our campaign 4 world domination has already started years ago, starting w/ d colonization of d planet. This we have achieved by sending OFWs 2 evry corner of d globe. Their foreign employers, hu thought they had merely hired someone to cook, scrub, babysit f them, they have admitted our forces of invasion in2 their very homes. N inside those homes, our subtle agents of colonization have carried out our plan: d programming n subversion of the children of the world. Yes, d next generation belongs to us. Those children are no longer Italian, English, French, Finn, Chinese, or American... dey are Pinoy (look at CoCoBeE!). Observe d teens n Rome hu speak d lang. of opera w/ a smattering of po n opo. See d American children hu speak Taaaa-gu-looog, French kids w/ Visayan accents. As 2 its success, it is becoming evident.
In d mintime, our othr agents r fulfilling their special assignments. D Sultan of Brunei, 1ce richest man of d world, has seen his 4tune dwindle, attributed 2 d hordes of Pinoy entertainers n their royal palaces, whose brother of the Sultan is its known vice. Our "economic" agents r so clever all they had to do is go to parties, n clap at polo matches (pretty cool!).
Now that we have terrorists left n right, they r actually government forces (at least their guns r government-issued) showing d might of our arsenal & ow much destruction it can make. Dkidnappings from last couple of years, they rfund-raising campaigns 2raise money 2build our military armada... new ships, tanks, fighter-bombers, even a nuke silo (as seen in the Red Alert 2 series

). 1 day, they will be shocked 2 c their maids running d silo, babysitters on tanks, japayukis on stealth fighters n bombers. Oh yes...
But then we have other plans. Kidnap d UN translators n replace them with our call center ppl. There will be mayhem and confusion, then these "agents" shall announce dat d UN Security Council has voted unanimously 2 cease power and control of d world 2 RP.
As a last resort, declare war on the US. We would most certainly lose, then d US will have to pay war damages. Assuning that politicians don't get their slimy hands on d funds, we can become a world power like Japan or Germany. Even simpler: We launch aerial attacks, they die of laughter, we take over.
And what about us? We'll be sitting in front of d PC all day, playing NBA Live '03. With d world at our feet, there will always be patches, no, new Live versions for us 2 enjoy...or face summary execution, by drowning them with their own drool.
D time is now, and d place is here. My loyal hordes, destiny awaits. I have spoken.
Nga pala, magkano picha pie?!