can anyone help with intro screens and player/bench cutaways

[yukon2k]

does anybody make a patch to get rid of the loading screens, easports blurb, and intro screens? also, those scenes at the start of a game where it shows players coming out onto the court, clowning around with each other, the center clowning around with the ref on the jump ball, all of the bench player and coach/player scenes every time a bad call is made or a substition is made, etc

does someone, or can someone, make a patch to eliminate all of that crap? i know in nba live 2000, when you turned off the player cut scenes, it eliminated all of the pre-game and sideline junk, but even though i have player cut scenes turned off in 2003, the above stuff is still there.