Hilarious read. Here's a couple quotes.
I’ve got to take good shots, make good passes, and demonstrate what some basketball writers call ‘basketball IQ,’ which translates to, ‘being good at basketball.’ I don’t know how to do any of that.
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I’m the center and as the center I stood in the center.
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The hardest thing for me is basic movement. I’m used to games where when you let go of the analog stick, your character stops.
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Back in Loovulle, my game isn't getting much better, though I manage one B- performance by accidentally grabbing a few rebounds.
