Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:22 pm
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Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:06 am
isnt nbalive 2005 pc only one week away?
Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:05 am
I have it pretty fucking peachy in my life, but I must complain as it has been a shit day, and I need a release (everybody's home so this is the only appropriate release under the circumstances )
My alarm clock goes off this morning, and feeling a little tired I look at the clock and think "Fuck I have to leave in 10 minutes, I slept in!!"... however I was just so dazed I got it wrong, and I was on schedule. I had to do a presentation in front of the class so I was a little worried. Got to school, did the presentation - phew! We had a guest speaker... who looked like a fucking junkie! I'm going to be a "Youth worker" a field in which the workers are constantly fighting for professional recognition. If you look like a fucking junkie, you should be treated like one god damn it - you're not doing anybody any fucking favours. Then they all complain how youth workers don't make any money! You fucking liers. You keep feeding that shit to everyone in my course, that's fine, half of them will give up and it will be easier for me to find a job. And it does pay reasonably you fucking whingers. Learn how to manage your money.
Then I get home and spend 5 hours on the internet, and I'm thinking "Damn, I'm turning into Jae!" (Only kidding home slice).
I had a basketball game 40 minutes from home, so I left with plenty of time to spare. I'm just cruising along, under the speed limit as usual just taking it easy, when I look in my rear view mirror and am blinded by this cock smocker who has his high beams on! You fucking tool!! So I switch lanes and I'm thinking perhaps I should get behind him and flash my high beams at him to let him know. Instead he gets behind me and is tail gating me, riding me like a cheap hooker. His lights are so bright I cannot look directly at them, and even when I look straight ahead they're reflecting off the review mirror and annoying me. So I shift down a gear, accelerate a little and change into the far right lane as I go through an intersection, at which point I see a flash go off! Fucking red light/speed camera! The cock smoker overtakes me, laughing at me cynically and waving his extended middle finger! Motherfucker! Instead of following the inbred son of a bitch I do a u-turn and go back to see if there was a camera at the intersection or whether the flash was maybe from the headlights of cars waiting at the lights to cut across my path, or from the headlights of the cocksmoker himself. It turns out there is a camera at this intersection. I didn't think I'd exceeded the speed limit, but after replaying the incident in my head a thousand times I don't know anymore. I remember the cock smokers face and his car and if god gives me the priviledge of running into him again, and if I have to pay this fine, I will make sure I get my money's worth at the expense of his piece of shit car.
On top of that we lose the basketball game. Our best scorer is held to two points. Never happened before. One of the 'tough' guys on the other teams was talking smack saying "this isn't netball, netball is outside with the girls in the skirts" after one of our guys was asking for a call. I said to him "then what the fuck are you still doing here?". Fat prick.
I get home and I get a migrane. I get these "migranes" as my doctor calls them, where my vision is blurred to fuck all, my head hurts, and for some reason my left arm went numb. Thank god it's gone, and this day is over. Could be worse, could be way worse, I'm still lucky, and will take the occassional shitty day over a life of pain
God damn, what a drama queen! But I never did get that fine, which is great.
As for letting off steam... Matthew and Jaearguing... knock it off you cocks!!! You are making bad vibe on my picture box!!! If you want to be cocks, go to .org, plenty of Chinese there!!! [/homer]
Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:52 am
I feel as if my parents are fighting.
Mon Nov 08, 2004 6:54 pm
ok so I feel this is a good place to vent this ish...
ok for those of you who don't know, I'm attending University of California at Irvine... and this one girl on the 3rd floor of my residence hall is just the most amazing girl (and asian girl, for that matter) I've ever met in my life. So we hang out A LOT the first 2 weeks, we seemed to be hitting it off, and I was hanging out in her room when out of nowhere she suddenly tells me she has a "boyfriend -ish". So I tell her yeah that's cool, thinking fuck why is this girl playing me like that??? so We still hang out a lot, but her boyfriend visited a couple times already (both of them are from northern california, like a 7 hour drive) and he's a FUCKING TOOL... Apparently, they've been dating on and off for the last year and a half... I'd be fine with it if he seemed cool, but he's not... she's told me that sometimes he's "mean" to her... not sure what that means, but yeah I'm not sure if I should tell this girl how I feel about her, or if she already knows or what. So I decided to just wait it out, but damn, I really don't know what to do about this.
My cousin (a girl) says that what this girl is doing is she's just playin me, just so she can get some attention... she says she does that a lot.
ok so you're sitting there thinking so what? there's plenty of other girls at college right? well see, it wouldn't feel right if I started going out with this one other girl, but I keep thinking about this one girl in my hall...
not sure if I should keep wasting my time on this girl, or what... to me, it's worth the wait, but the wait is what's killing me right now.
ok for those of you who don't know, I'm attending University of California at Irvine... and this one girl on the 3rd floor of my residence hall is just the most amazing girl (and asian girl, for that matter) I've ever met in my life. So we hang out A LOT the first 2 weeks, we seemed to be hitting it off, and I was hanging out in her room when out of nowhere she suddenly tells me she has a "boyfriend -ish". So I tell her yeah that's cool, thinking fuck why is this girl playing me like that??? so We still hang out a lot, but her boyfriend visited a couple times already (both of them are from northern california, like a 7 hour drive) and he's a FUCKING TOOL... Apparently, they've been dating on and off for the last year and a half... I'd be fine with it if he seemed cool, but he's not... she's told me that sometimes he's "mean" to her... not sure what that means, but yeah I'm not sure if I should tell this girl how I feel about her, or if she already knows or what. So I decided to just wait it out, but damn, I really don't know what to do about this.
My cousin (a girl) says that what this girl is doing is she's just playin me, just so she can get some attention... she says she does that a lot.
ok so you're sitting there thinking so what? there's plenty of other girls at college right? well see, it wouldn't feel right if I started going out with this one other girl, but I keep thinking about this one girl in my hall...
not sure if I should keep wasting my time on this girl, or what... to me, it's worth the wait, but the wait is what's killing me right now.
Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:32 pm
Kill the boyfriend. I suggest death by donkey. Did you know more men are killed every year from donkey related deaths as opposed to air crashes?
Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:01 pm
Pay the boyfriend to beat the crap out of her. Go console her then.
Or, grow some balls, stop worrying about what it can be with one chick & attend a frat party where you can get laid by two chicks.
Aaah, NLSC advice, better than Dr. Phil & Oprah could ever be.
Or, grow some balls, stop worrying about what it can be with one chick & attend a frat party where you can get laid by two chicks.
Aaah, NLSC advice, better than Dr. Phil & Oprah could ever be.
Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:06 am
you guys are awesome...
Who needs Dr. Phil when we have Dr. Jae?
Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:16 am
Today's my birthday. Not steam, but, who cares? 
Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:07 pm
Happy Birthday Drex 
@ qballer ... Dr. Jae? You seriously don't know the half of it. Me and my best friend used to get drunk, then go on MSN and act as "counsellors" for all of the fucked up girls on his list. It was pretty entertaining at the time.
before anyone says it. When you live in a small country town of 5000 people getting drunk and going online IS the most entertaining thing you can do
@ qballer ... Dr. Jae? You seriously don't know the half of it. Me and my best friend used to get drunk, then go on MSN and act as "counsellors" for all of the fucked up girls on his list. It was pretty entertaining at the time.
before anyone says it. When you live in a small country town of 5000 people getting drunk and going online IS the most entertaining thing you can do
Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:00 am
We had a test on tuesday to who the best shooter in the platoon is. Here are the conditions and my result:
Conditions:
Distance: 200 metres
Weather: Clear but Dark (with flashlights @ the boards)
Weapon: Ak5 (standard sight, no telescopic), semishooting.
Number of bullets to fire: 10 bullets
Target: 1/3 size figure
Time to fire: Basicly unlimited
Number of soldier participating: Around 50
My results:
Hits on the figure: 7
Hits on the board: 3
Shoots outside the whole board: 0
Time: 30 seconds
5 soldiers shoot the same and highest result with 7 hits in the figure, and I was one of them. I'm happy about it, but at the same time I'm pissed that I didn't hit that 8th shoot, I mean DAMN! You should've seen how close my 8th shoot was.
If I've hit that one I would've been the best shooter in the whole platoon (Atleast that day).
Anyway I don't think I am amongst the top 5 shooters in the platoon overal anyway. Some that usally are really good, missed that day.
Funny, how dissatisfied you can get when you actually manage to make a good performance and how satisfied you can get when you don't.
It's like: the better you do, the more dissapointed on yourself you get.
Conditions:
Distance: 200 metres
Weather: Clear but Dark (with flashlights @ the boards)
Weapon: Ak5 (standard sight, no telescopic), semishooting.
Number of bullets to fire: 10 bullets
Target: 1/3 size figure
Time to fire: Basicly unlimited
Number of soldier participating: Around 50
My results:
Hits on the figure: 7
Hits on the board: 3
Shoots outside the whole board: 0
Time: 30 seconds
5 soldiers shoot the same and highest result with 7 hits in the figure, and I was one of them. I'm happy about it, but at the same time I'm pissed that I didn't hit that 8th shoot, I mean DAMN! You should've seen how close my 8th shoot was.
If I've hit that one I would've been the best shooter in the whole platoon
(Atleast that day).
Anyway I don't think I am amongst the top 5 shooters in the platoon overal anyway. Some that usally are really good, missed that day.
Funny, how dissatisfied you can get when you actually manage to make a good performance and how satisfied you can get when you don't.
It's like: the better you do, the more dissapointed on yourself you get.
Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:17 am
grrr why do ppl think getting stoned rules....grr stupid "friends"....now im starting to realise who my REAL friends r and starting to wonder why I ever called some ppl my best friends.
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Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:27 am
i like getting baked here and there ( i do it once every 2 or 3 months ) but it's definitely not something to brag about, especially infront of girls 
Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:48 pm
so i'm watching the raptors and pistons game, and it's in overtime..
what the FUCK is milt palacio doing with the ball? 3 straight possessions and all he has been doin is dribble the ball and wait for the shotclock to wind down to 5 and pass it off. what a fucking dart. give rafer the god damn ball, it's seriously not that hard you fat shit.
and why is clay aiken on NBC? djsj;ll;d
what the FUCK is milt palacio doing with the ball? 3 straight possessions and all he has been doin is dribble the ball and wait for the shotclock to wind down to 5 and pass it off. what a fucking dart. give rafer the god damn ball, it's seriously not that hard you fat shit.
and why is clay aiken on NBC? djsj;ll;d
Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:16 am
Someone needs a hug
Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:35 am
Crazy ass msn bitch!
Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:45 am
fucking job market
Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:50 pm
Christmas break but the fucking basketball coach calls a 3 practices at 9am next week. Arghhh. Basketball on four straight holiday days next week.
Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:36 am
christmas break but i still have fucking classes till the 23rd. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? this is fucking ridiculous, i want to relax not waste my precious time studying stupid shit. fuck all
Tue Dec 21, 2004 6:12 am
Hehe, same here. I've got vacations from the 23rd till the 7th of Jan.
Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:45 pm
I can't believe ESPN LatinAmerica doesn't have THE Christmas game!!! 
Shit...or the Pistons-Pacers game...we get one (at most) game a week Fuck...
Shit...or the Pistons-Pacers game...we get one (at most) game a week Fuck...
Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:51 pm
F*ck people who listen to Ashlee Simpson and rap musics.
Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:57 am
LankyMan wrote:F*ck people who listen to Ashlee Simpson and rap musics.
Why
Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:08 am
Because it's possible. 
Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:48 pm
Well, I listen to Rap music, does that mean you want to fuck me as well. Sorry geezer but my ass is strictly a "No Go" zone. I suggest you keep your homosexual tendencies to yourself, I certainly don't want to hear about them. You should definitely be a little more picky about whom you shag. "People" is so broad, set your goals higher, aim for the special person/man who can satisfy all your needs.
On another note, why make a stupid comment, then when asked to elaborate, make another stupid comment?
On another note, why make a stupid comment, then when asked to elaborate, make another stupid comment?