The Letting Off Steam Thread

[JaoSming]

I fucked JaoSming last night. He is not fat, and is not Asian. However, his dick *is* Asian. He was good, though.

I got a big dick, that is why I named it Matthew


total pop-shots against Matthew while he's inactive: 3

[NovU]

Jesus... Racism and fat people haterz... Real fucked up... really...

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[Modifly]

No Ron Ron and probably no Gortat too. Rockets will be having a terrible 09-10 season. FUCK.

[Srbija]

Srbija, take a joke and STFU, it's been a hell of a week and you dont want to be on my bad side right now

then next time dont make stupid comments like that and I won't reply the way I did.

[Its_asdf]

I've officially come to the conclusion that Toronto Raptor fans are just as, if not more, mentally retarded than Miami Heat fans.

God, I hate my life as a Raptor fan.

[cyanide]

I've officially come to the conclusion that Toronto Raptor fans are just as, if not more, mentally retarded than Miami Heat fans.

God, I hate my life as a Raptor fan.

Life would be so much worse for us if the Raptors joined the Grizzlies' fate. Let us embrace our idiotic fans, as the Raptors wouldn't exist without them.

[Donatello]

total pop-shots against Matthew while he's inactive: 3

Wait.. inactive... meaning it's temporary?

[Jackal]

Pretty much how I felt bout your "return".

[Stress Fracture]

Fuck Mark Cuban. He "stole" Gortat from Houston!

[Modifly]

Cant really go mad on Cuban, he offered a better contract than the Rockets and Gortat have to feed his family, ya know?

[Stress Fracture]

Yeah, I know that. What will happen to Houston now?

[Modifly]

Keep on believing, because it is likely that Houston will have a terrible 09-10 season. Dont stop believing. Maybe we can pull off another surprise. Who knows.

[Stress Fracture]

Yeah, don't lose hope. Rockets FTW!

[J@3]

Jae's First Xbox Live Experience (I don't have a gamertag, it's my brothers account)

UFC Undisputed

Fight One: Take the guy down, beat the living shit out of him and TKO him after like 40 seconds
Fight Two: The other guy picks a created character which automatically makes me concerned... he then proceedes to throw 40 head kicks in two minutes while stuffing every take down attempt I make, until I finally get him down and he submits me.

FIFA 09

Games 1-5: Flogged. Average losing margin of 4 goals, struggle with the slight lag that doesn't exist in the non-Live version thus making the timing of switching players difficult.

Games 6-10: Batting at about .500, getting used to the lag and also trying to figure out what tactics work best against online opponents, since they all have no soul and will exploit any minor glitch or weakness constantly and without hesitation.

Games 11-15: After a few changes to my tactics, I go out and beat a guy 3-0, not realizing he is ranked in the top 20 for FIFA 09. This apparently pisses him off because he then procedes to put 8 goals past me in the next two games. Nevertheless, I find a new opponent and get two more decent wins.

Games 16-20: The decent wins turn into huge wins, and I go five games where every fucking person I play against quits before full time.

Games 21:25: The Manchester United fans are apparently 99% of Xbox Live users because EVERYONE picks them, EVERYONE makes Cristiano Ronaldo a striker and EVERYONE seems to be able to use him to out-run my defenders. One cunt in particular not only uses Man United but has some freak team with Kaka, Torres, Fabregas etc. I go 0-5.

That was the last 4 days of my Xbox Live career. It may or may not continue as I'm beginning to hate the faceless people who play these games against me.

[Abctest123]

why is one of my supervisors such a nice and cool while the other one is such a prick and a douchebag?

[Patr1ck]

Probably because one of the supervisors has more responsibility. On second thought, it's because he's just a used bag of douches. I have a supervisor who supervises nothing. He was just made a supervisor because they needed someone else to carry keys.

[PiksS]

kills me

[Modifly]

kills me

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You're action-packed with issues aren't you?

[J@3]

If I were NBA Talk I would probably hang myself.

[Lamrock]

This has been a terrible summer.

[Lean]

I worked 60 hours for a basic pay that's below the rate of 60 hours.

My salary flew like dust.

[Modifly]

Then work 60+ hours so that you can get a pay that's above the rate of 60 hours.

[Lean]

Thing is that 60 hours of work (for two weeks) is like, paid when I work for 45 hours (for two weeks, too).

[Andrew]

I don't envy that...but I can certainly relate to not being able to enjoy a paycheque or put much away with most of it going on bills and the like.

[Modifly]

I badly want a part time job. It will earn me some money and add some spices to my life. Sitting in my room all day is suicidal.