The Letting Off Steam Thread

[J J]

Bullshit, I want to blow off some steam, so here goes:

I am 16 years old, my girlfriend told me she's infertile and we've been doing it for 2 months like 2 horny apes. Yesterday, she told me she's 1 month pregnant and wants me to be in the picture. That's like, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Last edited by J J on Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.

[J@3]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[Patr1ck]

my girlfriend told me she's impotent

So, she can't maintain an erection?

[J@3]

my girlfriend told me she's impotent

So, she can't maintain an erection?

LMAO in that case I think she's got a few more surprises in store for you...

[JT_55]

my girlfriend told me she's impotent

And by hearing this you decided to be a bit less...careful...when you two started doing it?

[J J]

Hahahahahahahahahaha, shut the fuck up.

[JT_55]

Well, I think you should expect at least one reaction of the sort if you post something like that on a forum. Especially one with mainly very, very mature guys on there.

[J J]

How mature of her telling me she's not fertile when she actually is, blah, to think she's 21 and not stupid.

[JT_55]

You have a 21 year old girlfriend when you're 16? Well, umm...yeah.

[J J]

I had an 18 year old girlfriend when I was 13 and a 22 year old girlfriend when I was 15. There's no way I'd date immature narcissistic bitches no matter how alluring they are. Just to be frank, everyone in college thinks I'm 18.

[benji]

There's no way I'd date immature narcissistic bitches

I had an 18 year old girlfriend when I was 13

a 22 year old girlfriend when I was 15.

I am 16 years old, my girlfriend told me she's infertile and we've been doing it for 2 months like 2 horny apes. Yesterday, she told me she's 1 month pregnant and wants me to be in the picture.

That's like, WHAT THE FUCK!?

There's no way I'd date immature narcissistic bitches

[J J]

So when older women date younger adolescents makes them...immature? It's dull if you quickly judge something you only know as thin as air.

[shadowgrin]

my girlfriend told me she's infertile

my girlfriend told me she's impotent

I think this is one of the times that the mods should edit back the original post.

I think she's got a few more surprises in store for you...

So JosephSu, did you find her little friend, where is her Mr. Winky hidden?

How mature of her telling me she's not fertile when she actually is, blah, to think she's 21 and not stupid.

she told me she's 1 month pregnant and wants me to be in the picture. That's like, WHAT THE FUCK!?

How mature also of you. You do the crime, you do the time.

my girlfriend told me she's infertile and we've been doing it for 2 months like 2 horny apes.
Yesterday, she told me she's 1 month pregnant

Look at the bright side, IT'S A MIRACLE FROM gOD!

god loves you.

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[J@3]

This is one of the best pages of this thread. Between Shannon's life and JosephSu accidentely reproducing, pure comedy.

[JT_55]

There's no way I'd date immature narcissistic bitches

How mature of her telling me she's not fertile when she actually is, blah, to think she's 21 and not stupid.

Are you going for 30 year old women now?

[J J]

Wow this is so fucked up, I regret even posting on this forum about my personal life when not even a single soul can show sympathy. Good day.

[benji]

Show sympathy for what? Your inability to make good decisions?

[shadowgrin]

^^ There's a reason why personal life is different from public life.

Good day also to you, sir.

[JT_55]

Do you expect us all to say...
"Oh, we're so sorry this happened."
"This must be a very stressful time of your life. You need a big hug and a kiss."
"I feel your pain, man."

C'mon. We're not in any mood to say something like that. You have parents, councillors, psychiatrists, and friends for that. None of us wants to take away their jobs.

What did I say?

Well, I think you should expect at least one reaction of the sort if you post something like that on a forum. Especially one with mainly very, very mature guys on there.

[cyanide]

Wow this is so fucked up, I regret even posting on this forum about my personal life when not even a single soul can show sympathy. Good day.

If you know the consequences, you'll have to take that responsibility. Nobody's going to show sympathy when a negative consequence happens. If I got my girlfriend knocked up, then I probably wasn't wearing a condom and she wasn't on the pill. If she tells you she's infertile and you don't wrap your tool, that still doesn't change the probability that you're getting a baby.

[Lean]

Wow this is so fucked up, I regret even posting on this forum about my personal life when not even a single soul can show sympathy. Good day.

If this is your farewell post, then you have my sympathy.

[Lamrock]

I'm sick during Winter Break. Adding insult to injury, I have to go back to school on Monday, which will suck.

Also, it seems every other post I make is lashing out at other members. Some of them deserve it though...

[el badman]

Wow this is so fucked up, I regret even posting on this forum about my personal life when not even a single soul can show sympathy. Good day.

You sure came to the right place for that...

I'm sick during Winter Break.

Yeah, my wife and I were sick as hell too on new year's eve, must be the first time in maybe 15 years I don't get to be absolutely hammered for that event...

[J@3]

From: J J
To: Jae
Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:04 pm
Subject: wtf Quote message
Babies my ass, fuck you.

Do people think I put "admin" there for decorative purposes?

[JT_55]

I think that pushed him off the edge. Although the "admin" is just a custom title. Some of the "veteran" members might not know any better.