by --- on Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:18 am
I'm sorta pissed off right now.
For new years I went out with a bunch of friends. One girl is 17, and she was using an ID that looked sorta like her to get into the clubs. Anyway I was sick of getting rejected from clubs for using my Student ID because they only take a passport, drivers license, 18+ card, so I just made a fake one. It looked pretty good, better than most fake ID's I've seen.
We stopped in at a bar and I used my real ID (student ID) to get in and get some drinks. We stayed there for about 30 minutes then went across the road to a club. My friends told me to go first because if I couldn't get in they wouldn't go in. I gave him my fake ID (went there a couple days ago and couldn't get in with my Student ID) and he asked me my middle name and date of birth like usual, then he bent it. Then he checked the edges. I was like "Oh shit".
My friend was drunk as hell explaining that it went through the wash, then changed his story to "It's a photocopy". So I was just like, fuck it, I'm gonna explain. The bouncer told me he knew it was fake, so I said it is. I said I didn't want to spend new years at home while everyone was at the clubs, so I did it. I am actually 18 and showed him my student ID. Then he says "OK, I'm gonna try work something out". Out comes the bar manager, the bouncer explains my story and the manager tells me I'm lucky. Then all of a sudden he see's the name on the fake ID - my friend told me to put a different name, so if I got caught with it they couldn't track me down. I did, and now the manager is gholding my student ID which says Shannon and my fake ID which says Michael. He looks at the bouncer and said check out the names.
So I say fuck it then I'll leave, pass me my natcoll ID and you guys can do what you need to do with the fake one. He says no I'm not getting either of the ID's back. I went to grab it off thebouncer and the bar manager pushes me, so I push him back. He keeps butting in on me saying I want my real ID back, and then he explains this to me:
1. I have to go into the police station tomorrow and pick up my real ID
2. I'll be fined a maximum of $2000 - probably the Max because it was a complete fake
3. I will be doing community service
4. They have my real name from my real ID so I can't get out of it
I think I still can, and even if I get a call from the police I'm not paying no fine or doing any community service. Fuck that.
I'm definately not going into the police station tomorrow either.
If anyone is wondering, I've been to lazy to get a license, I've never been out of the country so I have no passport and finally the 18+ card I was told by the company who issues them will take around 4 weeks to arrive because of the holiday season, and this was almost 2 weeks ago so I figured there's no point because it won't arrive until after New Years.