The Letting Off Steam Thread

by **Oznogrd** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:02 pm

Gundy wrote:I have no idea why I am taking this class. I don't know what I'm going to major in but I'm positive it's not going to involve physics. I remember I originally was going to take anatomy or pshycology but my counselor basically talked me out of it because I wasn't taking any tough classes.

At Illinois Anatomy is fucking impossible. I loved anatomy and physiology in high school, had the highest grade in the class by far. In college i got out of anatomy with a d- and if i had missed 2 more questions on the final it would've been an F and i would've had to suffer through it again.

Psychology on the other hand-easy as hell major here, all the undecided people somehow eventually go into Psych if their undecided out of lack of want to do anything rather than to buy time.

Go with Psychology, you'll be fine (Y)

especially if you have psychotic friends like me

by **[Q]** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:24 pm

this bitch wants to be "friends with benefits" but i haven't had any benefits yet and sadly i don't see any coming. (N)

what a ho.

by **Dean** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:01 pm

it could be worse. you could be married

by **---** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:08 pm

Or the friend could be a guy.

by **Pera** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:52 pm

Joe' wrote:

Literary subjects (languages, History, Geography) are so much better and easier to learn than scientific subjects (mathematics, physics, chemistry).

Don't even mention mathematics. That has to be one of the biggest nonsense's they teach I mean. Where will I actually have to use the formulas they give me in real life? And I don't even understand it.. I can barely get a B out of it and I need to study my ass off .

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:10 pm

You use those formulas when aliens start attacking our planet and you're the human race's only hope because you're the only one left alive that knows those formulas.

Pera wrote:the teacher is going to start questioning us with no warning, so we have to be on our toe's the whole hour.

Why don't you just tell the truth when you are called, "I have no idea what the answer is."
Worked well for me.

Qballer wrote:this bitch wants to be "friends with benefits" but i haven't had any benefits yet and sadly i don't see any coming. what a ho.

If you did get some benefits, it means that ho owns your ass for 3 or 5 years.
I don't know about the laws in your country, but the grounds for statutory rape elapse after 3 or 5 years here, if I remember correctly. If no case have been filed for 3 or 5 years, then you're off the hook.
Say you had mad sex with her when she was 17. You become girlfriend-boyfriend for 4 years then you split. Crazy girl or the parents want you to suffer for what you did to her so she/the parents can still file for the case even if she's already 21.
Forget about doing it with consent, if it's statutory rape, consent is bullshite. :lol:

Do you really want to be in a leash for 3 to 5 years Qb?

by **Patr1ck** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:08 am

Stop trying to scare him.

She's 17, don't touch her. Those benefits will come when she is 18 if your patient. Maybe even before then.

by **[Q]** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:48 am

@ Shadow. she's a pinay too. born there, raised here. :crazy:

yeah Pdub is right. as my old manager used to say, "put her in the bullpen and keep her there until she's ready to play" :lol:

by **The X** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:15 am

Qballer wrote:yeah Pdub is right. as my old manager used to say, "put her in the bullpen and keep her there until she's ready to play"

I'll have to put that one in my advice book for young fellas....

by **Its_asdf** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:12 pm

Qballer wrote:yeah Pdub is right. as my old manager used to say, "put her in the bullpen and keep her there until she's ready to play"

But if there's grass on the field then let's play ball.[/Ali-G]

by **Patr1ck** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:42 pm

But if there's grass on the field then let's play ball.[/Ali-G]

If not, flip it over and play in the mud.

by **Its_asdf** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:24 pm

I don't want to bust out the emo Its_asdf and get all emotional since I'm actually a robot from Jupiter programmed to destroy earth a few years from now, but I'm feeling down today. To be honest, I don't even know why. I've got this "heartache" kind of pain in my chest that hasn't gone away in hours. I think it's because I've recently started having feelings for this girl in my school and she's pretty much in that "we're just friends" kind of thing even though I think she's the absolute perfect person for me and the greatest thing on the planet (next to Benji and his excessive peer pressuring to get me to watch Airplane!, of course). I've felt fine from this earlier, but the more I think about it the more down I seem to feel. It's weird how it works like that.

I'm listening to some Interpol at the moment as well... Nice music dark music to listen to when you're kind of sad, but it's not really helping me get back into good spirits.

by **Drex** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:43 pm

Chloroform is a very good friend, trust me.

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:20 pm

at Drex.

asdf is in love. He's growing up. :cry:

Qb wrote:she's a pinay too. born there, raised here

shadowgrin wrote:girl or the parents want you to suffer for what you did to her so she/the parents can still file for the case

More reason to keep her in the bullpen.

by **Oznogrd** on Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:24 am

Pdub wrote:
But if there's grass on the field then let's play ball.[/Ali-G]

If not, flip it over and play in the mud.

holy shit thats a new one...

Anyway at its_asdf....i know what you mean man i got a girl like that at school. She's all i ever wanted in a girl. I'm friends with her, we have similar goals/lifestyles, she's ambitious with school/career but still knows how to have fun (anyone else who knows me knows the story of the girl who graduated last year and how she never knew how to lighten up)...the perfect girl and im pretty damn sure i was madly in love with her all summer. Your best bet to get rid of that heartache is to actually not see her which i know can be tough, but thats how i took care of it here and it seems to have semi worked. I dont feel this deep pain anytime i see her now and she's not with me like i was before. I did get rejected in between (sort of, got one of those "i havent thought you that way before answers" that could be "i'm being nice" or could be "try harder stupid")...so maybe that helped too, i dunno

by **Fenix** on Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:18 pm

I watched Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Wasn't aroused. But I was thinking of Shadowgrin while watching those studs make out.

by **Oznogrd** on Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:02 pm

Fuck girls they're too confusing...

Well i guess fucking them is the general idea...

too bad i'm nowhere close to any of that

DAMMMIT

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:43 pm

at illini. I like the way how he gives advice then lets off steam 5 hours later. The girl didn't bite to your booty call huh?

Fenix wrote:I watched Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Wasn't aroused. But I was thinking of Shadowgrin while watching those studs make out.

You never use the word "stud" when describing men making out.
I bet even Axel doesn't do what you just did.
Don't make me go Tim Hardaway on you Fenix.

by **Fenix** on Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:50 pm

I was talking about the horses, duh.

by **Oznogrd** on Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:46 pm

shadowgrin wrote::lol: at illini. I like the way how he gives advice then lets off steam 5 hours later. The girl didn't bite to your booty call huh?

1. I was really really drunk (which was awesome btw, i can get through 5 shots and not puke anymore!)
2. The advice for its_asdf was separate himself from the women cuz they drive you crazy, i chose to not do that last night and had a very close friend decide it was time to induct me into her friends she'd make out with while drunk hall of fame. Let us note this is the only person i still talk to from freshman year, i liked her for about 2 years, even though she is completely fucking insane.
3. The girl i flirted with all night (not the one above) i probably never have any hope of seeing outside of with this other friend.

by **Its_asdf** on Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:30 am

Thanks for the advice Illi, but I can't help but still feel like shit. My physical symptoms have gone away, but I've noticed that I've become a lot more quiet and reclusive lately, to the point where my friends have been wondering about me a little bit. I don't really want them to think I'm the emo attention grabbing type though, so I guess it's worth a try to just force a smile and "pretend" to be happy for a while.

by **[Q]** on Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:09 pm

garrr i hate bitches. especially slutty filipino ones but you know i still love you all, especially shadow and shadow's mom

i think it'll take me a lot of time to get over, especially since i work with the bitch, but itll be easy to not talk to her.

oh well ill find myself a cute lil pinay for myself soon enough or maybe even a bitch so hot ill even forget about her. who knows.

by **McDwyane** on Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:44 pm

Today was the championship game,our team won but there was no mvp! (N)

The head said cause all of us played hard,i scored half of the teams points!I decide to resign and go on as a chef.

by **---** on Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:03 pm

Best name/location change of all time. :shock:

I decide to resign and go on as a chef.

Sounds like something in one of Sit's dynasty stories.

by **Its_asdf** on Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:41 pm

I don't want to sound stereotypical, but why do I get the feeling that he's a pinoy?

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