by Jugs on Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:48 pm
Uggh i just had possibly the most fucked up basketball ever
I cant be fucked explaining. But the game was practically over, we were down by 20 points, the other team were arrogant pricks (who we beat last season in the grand final) and our tall guy got fouled and had 2 shots, but he was called for a unsportsmanlike cos he put the cunt into the wall lol. so there was this massive confusion on who takes the shots and shit
Yeah that at 1:50 mark, oh before that we called a timeout because a guard ran infront of their tall guy on a fastbreak, and their tall guy full grabbed our guard and threw him across and went up for a lay-up, and NO OFFENSIVE FOUL WAS CALLED LIKE ZOMFG WHAT FUCKING GAME ARE YOU WATCHING YA DICKKNOB
yeah anyways my timeline is whack, back to after the confusion, we kept fouling and they kept fouling. They did this foul on one of our guards and they started calling our guard a retard by the way he fell over and shit, and our guard was like "oh remember last season's grand final?" and the COACH, the FREAKIN' COACH OF THE OTHER TEAM, A GROWN FUCKING MAN calls our guard a TOSSER. IT WAS FUNNY YET UGGGH AT THE SAME TIME.
Anyways he took the shots and we got the ball, they got the ball and we fouled them and one of their players started giving us lip about being retarded (dno how we're retarded when a) we beat them last season, with a sorta diff. team, their team was practically same and b) we're fucking A grade or Div 1, what ever u guys call it) anyways he just starts swearing at the ref and the ref didnt tech him we were like OMFG!!!
Yeah so we just shot 3's and fouled them cunts and eventually the game finished. The 2 games next to us had already started 5 minutes before our's finished lol.
Also, earlier in the game, one of their players started randomly bleeding out of his forehead like WTF? bloody bogan
Um what else happened, oh they were just being ghey i guess. Their tall guy got cut cos I flopped Varejao style to get an offensive foul called on him. Another flop i did was when this guy set a real shit screen and I grabbed him and he elbowed me in the face and got called for unsportsmanlike. lol
There was seriously like 3 techs and 3 unsportsmanlikes in that game.