The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

[dopeboy]

If this thread wasnt on first page i probably woulnt find it. dman i have to remeber to dirnk pills while being sick + take some antidote against diphtreia + drink.. it definetely feels good. dnt kmow why i remembered that xzibit song ''im a fuckin alcoholic', but thats about me.... fck i cant see the scerrnn

[Jing]

mAN CRASY Zbith c comes to our party with oneo fm my fratnerity bros and staryt raiding all the vfriege and ended up going through 4 liters of soda to put in with her drinks and eating pretty muche vetry'ting in sight and ended up like order so big box of wings and swallowing te things whole. abd he didnt ended up hooking up with her cause she spend entire night with our pres's little bro. and antoehr ende up somehow flooding the toliet an dused bedsheets and whatever that were in one of the rooms to plug in the toliet and jus ended up leave wtf

[kevC]

pretty much wasted right now.... won like 111 games of beer pong (beirut)

[J@3]

mAN CRASY Zbith c comes to our party with oneo fm my fratnerity bros and staryt raiding all the vfriege and ended up going through 4 liters of soda to put in with her drinks and eating pretty muche vetry'ting in sight and ended up like order so big box of wings and swallowing te things whole. abd he didnt ended up hooking up with her cause she spend entire night with our pres's little bro. and antoehr ende up somehow flooding the toliet an dused bedsheets and whatever that were in one of the rooms to plug in the toliet and jus ended up leave wtf

So in your drunken stupor you managed to navigate well enough to miss the letting off steam thread, or the random thread and headed straight for "post here when you're drunk"

[The X]

mAN CRASY Zbith c comes to our party with oneo fm my fratnerity bros and staryt raiding all the vfriege and ended up going through 4 liters of soda to put in with her drinks and eating pretty muche vetry'ting in sight and ended up like order so big box of wings and swallowing te things whole. abd he didnt ended up hooking up with her cause she spend entire night with our pres's little bro. and antoehr ende up somehow flooding the toliet an dused bedsheets and whatever that were in one of the rooms to plug in the toliet and jus ended up leave wtf

Damn, she must've been mixing some piss weak drinks to go through that much....or she drank a shite load....probably the former....

[shadowgrin]

mAN CRASY Zbith c comes to our party with oneo fm my fratnerity bros and staryt raiding all the vfriege and ended up going through 4 liters of soda to put in with her drinks and eating pretty muche vetry'ting in sight and ended up like order so big box of wings and swallowing te things whole. abd he didnt ended up hooking up with her cause she spend entire night with our pres's little bro. and antoehr ende up somehow flooding the toliet an dused bedsheets and whatever that were in one of the rooms to plug in the toliet and jus ended up leave wtf

You should have slapped her.

[Jing]

So in your drunken stupor you managed to navigate well enough to miss the letting off steam thread, or the random thread and headed straight for "post here when you're drunk"

uh huh

You should have slapped her.

The little brother ended up slapping her on the face and then told her sorry too bad.

[J@3]

What is it with you and people you know hitting women?

[Jing]

Ought to have added that was accidental as he was the most drunk of all and threw his hands up in frustration when he missed of one his shots and she was his partner and just happened been standing too close. But meh, this time was an accident and my outburst of anger was due to the girl who initiated it and ripped the beads I caught off my neck after an entire day of endless nagging, bitching, and criticizing my friend and I right in front of us to her boyfriend (which had been happening everyday for nearly a year). I apologized and we made up afterwards. No need to try to label me and my friends as women haters and abusers due to accidents and one single moment of rage.

[J@3]

Your friends reason for doing it is legit, yours however...

[shadowgrin]

ripped the beads I caught off my neck after an entire day of endless nagging, bitching, and criticizing my friend and I right in front of us to her boyfriend (which had been happening everyday for nearly a year)

I don't know you personally but what you said has one impression on me - doormat.
Everyday for nearly a year? Every fucking day for a nearly fucking year. Took you that long to 'settle the score' and in bad way at that.

I apologized and we made up afterwards.

Is that what I think it was?

[Jing]

I don't agree with that doormat view, considering the reason we had put up with her was because her boyfriend was one of our roommates, and we were friends and for his sake we hadn't said anything and were respectful up to that point.

[shadowgrin]

I'm assume you already talked to your friend about his bitch of a girlfriend's attitude, in a nice manner of course.

If you didn't have that talk with your friend about his girlfriend, then you could be considered a doormat if that's the case. It may not be in the common perception of a doormat but I still consider that as being one. Sure, your intentions may be good in not talking to him about it so as not to hurt his feelings or offend him but allowing someone to treat you like that without even considering the (non-violent, non-confrontational) options to solve the dilemma is still a doormat attitude.
(That is of course assuming you didn't talked to your friend about her attitude)

[Patr1ck]

Having some Vodka. I've had it for a couple weeks since the store put it on a major sale, so I bought a 1.75 liter bottle of Smirnoff and have been having a couple glasses every other day or so. So, with 4 pieces of ice in the glass, I pour in some vodka and the ice pops three times, shooting out some vodka in the process, and then some smokey residue that smelled of vodka. It was pretty cool.

Slap that bitch, fool. Then apologize with a friendly slap...
To the ass, followed by a grab and lift.

[The X]

This reminds me of the time after helping my brother move in 40 degree heat, I went home, showered, straight out to town to free drinks for an hour then 2 for 1 drinks then onto more drinks.

I had a few "Butterfly Effect" moments. One includes DDT a mate's mate into sidewalk (accidental of course & didn't cause too much damage fortunately) & the other was on seeing a friend's ex I apparently laid into her verbally, calling her a slut etc for cheating on my mate & apparently she slapped me & started hitting me on the chest. I didn't know until a week or so later that she had been hitting me. I had wondered what the heck the bruises on my chest were from. My mates said I was rather composed (considering I was blind) as I didn't hit her or push her away & was laughing at her. It all sounds pretty random to me. Classic times in my younger years (about 5-6 years ago).

Maybe not too related to the topic, just thought the situation called for it

[Andrew]

And let's not forget the golden rule; if you're too drunk to remember, it didn't happen.

Unless you post in this thread of course, then the evidence is there for all to see.

[buzzy]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee found it!

[Modifly]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee found it!

I almost post in this thread several times before but I gave up right after I found the thread.

[Doobie]

Man.. I was high as shit last night... I'm pretty sure my Mary Jane was laced with god know's what... It was like a weird bright green color, almost a neon green... It was the oddest night of my life, didn't wanna make a new thread but jesus, I have no clue how I even got home... All I remember is going to sleep, and being high 2 hours later when I woke up.. I was still tripping balls. Scary experience

[Dee.]

Man.. I was high as shit last night... I'm pretty sure my Mary Jane was laced with god know's what... It was like a weird bright green color, almost a neon green... It was the oddest night of my life, didn't wanna make a new thread but jesus, I have no clue how I even got home... All I remember is going to sleep, and being high 2 hours later when I woke up.. I was still tripping balls. Scary experience

Aliens?

[The X]

Dog eats pie, man eats pie. M<an wins

[TomCat]

Australia = Country Town = Pub = Kick Ass Time

"Vodka and Coke" is the greatest drink in the world in case anyone hasn't tried it

[buzzy]

What is this vod-ka you're talking about?

[J@3]

Vodka and Coke? What the hell?

[TomCat]

Vodka and Coke? What the hell?

Exactly!! ... About 6 Months ago I was out with my mate and he was drinking it and I'm like "what's that?" and he's like "Vodka and coke".. so I'm like "you're a fuckin spastic mate".. so I try it.. and, well that's the only thing I drink when I go out now.. You gotta try it