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[jenz]

most popular kid in school.

[shadowgrin]

Dolphin sex! More shocking details in that link!

I volunteer with dolphins whenever I get the opportunity. They are special to me, highly intelligent, empathic creatures that are dear to my heart, and are a healing aspect in my life. So it was that I met this particular dolphin, a female bottle nose dolphin, 7 years old, who is residing at my home cities coastal harbour/aquarium.

In order to avoid the bustle tourists, I usually visit the dolphins at night, illegally I must add, since I am considered to be trespassing. But it is the only time I do not have to be distracted by tourists or the staff. I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them; I am not that sort of person. I spend time with them because they are a relaxing and stabilizing source of peace in an otherwise hectic and unbalanced lifestyle. So it came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me.

I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

It's not like I was googling for dolphin sex or anything like that, found it as a link in a webcomic.

[JaoSming]

suuuuure

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[shadowgrin]

This just reinforces what I learned in this forum about Australians in general.

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That Australians know how to have a good time and have some white hot moves.

[buzzy]

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/c6 ... _and_words

[benji]

Ladies and gentlemen, the latest contender for America's stupidest man:

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[NovU]

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hahahahahahahahhahaha this made my day

[shadowgrin]

At least they know how to work it. They're having fun because they know they aren't dull and boring Canadien.

[Lean]

Don't know where else to place this, but the sequence is just epic.

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[buzzy]

lmao, the commentator completely losing his shit

great sequence.
Garbajosa sighting as well

[George7]

I posted it in the Basketball Video Thread earlier today.As it is about basketball I can't find any reason not going there

[shadowgrin]

[rise]

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[benji]

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[koberulz]

Google searches directing people to my website:


That's somewhat disturbing.

[buzzy]

somewhat?

[J@3]

Rights infringed in circumcision lol?

[imefimef]

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html


Oh snap, anybody with GMAIL should jump for joy because there is a totally new system to check your gmail.
It's called gmail motion and you pretty much use motion to check read reply and use gmail. You pretty much take the controls into your hands, literally.

[shadowgrin]

Wow! That is indeed amazing.

[JaoSming]

Shut up you fake birthday person you, it has a YouTube video, so it must be true.

[shadowgrin]

it has a YouTube video, so it must be true.

[JaoSming]