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Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:55 pm

choose the young one!!

Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:59 am

You should probably just kill yourself. Than, you don't even have to decide!

Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:25 am

ok lets be serious for a second, the only logical thing to do is, meet thier parents. only after having a visit with both of thier mothers can you pick which one is better to stay with in the long run



on a side note, how bad am i that when i use caps someone slaps me in the face with it? lol. good call lax

Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:10 am

If I profress my love over the internet, it must be true love!

Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:51 am

Omg my feelings are torn! Either that or Andrew has a secret crush on me which is why I'm in his head all day.

Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:22 am

Maaarf wrote:I hope your dick falls off


my friend if you only knew i have in my computer a folder for each girl I shagged in the past. I have around 45-50 folders each representing a woman I had been with. I have pictures, audio and video recording thanks to my cell phone and video camera. why did i do this? so when I'm old and can not get it up anymore I can see all those great moments of my life. life is beautiful

Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:40 am

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Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:12 am

beau_boy04 wrote:...life is beautiful.


So your life runs on shagging girls?

Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:55 pm

beau_boy04 wrote:I have around 45-50 folders each representing a woman I had been with.


how many of them weren't hookers?..

Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:59 pm

Proof or ban

Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:57 pm

Lamrock wrote:Proof or ban


i second this

Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:12 pm

jenz wrote:
beau_boy04 wrote:I have around 45-50 folders each representing a woman I had been with.


how many of them weren't hookers?..



to your surprise none. I have a job in which I get to meet tons of beautiful women. Even married women are into me.... i dont know what it is I guess these are my lucky years.

Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:51 pm

Gundy wrote:
Lamrock wrote:Proof or ban


i second this


[s]I third that.[/s] Me too.

I feel that the post of the year will come from this thread. :doh:

Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:24 pm

beau_boy04 wrote:I have a job in which I get to meet tons of beautiful women.

Male escort?

Politician?

Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:28 pm

beau_boy04 wrote:
Maaarf wrote:I hope your dick falls off


my friend if you only knew i have in my computer a folder for each girl I shagged in the past. I have around 45-50 folders each representing a woman I had been with. I have pictures, audio and video recording thanks to my cell phone and video camera. why did i do this? so when I'm old and can not get it up anymore I can see all those great moments of my life. life is beautiful


You know, I am going to give you the benefit of a doubt and say I believe you. If that is your life goal then I wish you the best of luck in your pursuit of pussy. I see nothing wrong with that, just fucking around right? But when you are fucking several girls at the same time and they have become emotionally attached to you it can get ugly. And not only that, am I understanding right that you are messing with married women too? Do you really want your car keyed? Do you really wanna catch a beatdown in a dark alley? Your apartment trashed? And most importantly, do you really wanna wake up one morning with your dick cut off, stuck in a jar, in your refrigerator, next to your tampons?

This is all of course in case you get caught, and if it's the price you are willing to pay for some nookie then by all means continue your adventures

Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:14 pm

One of these days, you'll end up with a nutcase that will lead to very bad results. Possibly death.

Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:04 am

I'm surprised nobody said he has a high chance of contracting STDs at this point.

Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:08 am

i'm surprised no one noticed that his description of the girls has no relevance whatsoever to his question....

my answer would be....what would be so wrong with wearing a condom?

Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:52 am

beau_boy04 wrote:my friend if you only knew i have in my computer a folder for each girl I shagged in the past. I have around 45-50 folders each representing a woman I had been with. I have pictures, audio and video recording thanks to my cell phone and video camera. why did i do this? so when I'm old and can not get it up anymore I can see all those great moments of my life. life is beautiful

Playa of the year post right there.

How much of an idiot are you?
If you're intelligent enough to screw married women and two women that "loves" you, you should be intelligent enough to know about the chances of STD's.

Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:47 am

I don't see the point in this thread. Jesus, if you're concerned about STDs, as Axare said, wear a fucking condom. Not only it will protect your dick, but it'll also make you last longer than your usual three and a half minutes.

Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:52 pm

Joe' wrote:I don't see the point in this thread. Jesus, if you're concerned about STDs, as Axare said, wear a fucking condom. Not only it will protect your dick, but it'll also make you last longer than your usual three and a half minutes.


:lol: Amen!

Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:20 pm

It's wrong. God will hate you afterwards and you can't access the gates of heaven.

Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:17 am

First of all, let me clarify that I haven't been intimate with any married women but one. She's the one who who pushed me into it. Her husband spend 11 months about of the country and only get to see her 30 days out of the year. So all in all, I was doing her a favor. I had not done anything with her for the past 3 months.

Mariana, called me yesterday asking me why I haven't called her for several days...last night I got a blowjob in the back seat of my car by Angelina oh gosh these women love me to death. :D and I'm so much in love as well.

Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:28 am

Off-topic but...what the heck...

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Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:35 am

You don't love them, you love the idea of somebody loving you and you are too much of a pussy to be alone
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