The Official Video Thread

by **Jugs** on Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:57 pm

The Gun Game mod is fucking awesome. I love it. It makes Source a bit purposeful :lol:

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by **Patr1ck** on Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:09 pm

Some knockouts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEYnYoKuq4U&NR - Gay Knockout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY0nEQXMW7I - Kid gets what he deserves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjihbAxe8Bs - one punch KO

by **Gundy** on Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:45 pm

Hahaha. "Slugger" got knocked the fuck out!

by **bigh0rt** on Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:29 am

LMAO, The Oozinator

by **Jugs** on Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:16 am

The way those kids enjoyed getting cummed on was a bit sickening.

by **Patr1ck** on Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:33 am

I can't believe that is an actual toy. If you think that is sick check out the edited version where someone repeats the scenes of the kids getting blasted in slow motion.

by **bigh0rt** on Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:51 pm

Pdub wrote:I can't believe that is an actual toy. If you think that is sick check out the edited version where someone repeats the scenes of the kids getting blasted in slow motion.

Here's some user reviews from Amazon:

I just love shooting my oozinator. I shoot it all over my wife's back and she loves it! We've even developed our own game to play with the oozinator.
We hang dollar bills on the walls in various places, then we have a contest to see who can hit the most bills. We call the game "Money Shot." Whoever gets the most money shots gets to keep the cash. Great fun.

I've heard rumors that that pumping your Oozinator can grow hair on your palms, cause infertility, and even lead to skin problems. This should make anyone wary! Don't touch your oozinator, just leave it alone. There is a time and place for using your oozinator but you should wait until you are an adult and know better what to do with your oozinator!

After all the glowing reviews on Amazon I decided to play with my friends Oozinator. We had a lot of fun but we ran out of ooz and now my hands are chafed...thanks Hasbro. I gave it five stars anyway because it was so much fun!!!!!

I got my oozinator when I was only 12 years old. I thought looked really strange and it kinda scared me at first... but after a little bit of playin around I figured out how to work the thing. Then I found out my friends Matt and Dave had gotten oozinators too, so we decided to dedicate the entire summer to oozinating every girl in our neighborhood. Good Times.

The Oozinator Blaster is my favorite toy of all time. I first got it when I was 14. I was a little ashamed of it at first, I would lock my bedroom door and only play with it when nobody else was home. It was so much fun! I would just pump it for hours and get ooze all over my sheets, walls, computer screen, etc. After a while, I realized I just had to share it with someone. One day, I invited my friend Ashley to come over and I showed her my Oozinator. She loved playing with it. She grabbed it with both hands and started pumping my Oozinator as fast as she could. It unloaded a huge blast of ooze, all over her face. She loved it! I'll never forget the memories I had with my Oozinator, and I strongly recommend it to anyone looking a have a good time.

I'll never forget when I first used my oozinator. The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue had just come out, and I rushed home and locked myself in the bathroom to read. On page 73, Kathy Ireland appeared, ever so subtly squeezing her bosoms together. Much to my surprise, my oozinator starting going off all over the magazine! The gooey bio-ooze cause that page to get stuck to the preceeding one, but I didn't care... I had a new toy, and I couldn't wait to try it again!

Wow, I know I won't be the first to say it, but the oozinator is a godsend. It is amazingly easy to use, too. It comes preloaded with the gooey bio-ooze and after a little squeeze, it gushes out in a brilliantly powerful squirt. Let me tell you, from the first time you soil an unsuspecting neighborhood kid with your sticky bio-ooze, you'll be hooked. Every chance you get, you'll be grabbing your toy and pulling the trigger. Buyer be warned, though, do not sleep with your oozinator. Evidently, during an especially stimulating dream, I rubbed against the oozinator in the wrong way and I awoke covered in dried-ooze and moist covers. All in all- a fantastic invention. In fact, I don't see how we humans could have existed for thousands of years before a device that shot creamy bio-ooze when stimulated the proper way.

I love playing with my oozinator. As I learned how to use it I became more confident than ever before. All the girls in my neighborhood were really impressed with my oozinator and especially how I handled it. Though they accused me of not respecting them when I shot my ooze on their face without asking but I told them it was just something I'd always wanted to do. The only problem is...if I don't close the blinds in my room while practicing with my Oozinator, that creepy guy across the street stares and waves at me.

by **Patr1ck** on Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:03 pm

Customers tagged this product with
First tag: adult
Last tag: peter northinator

adult (1)
bio-ooze (1)
bukakke (1)
cruising tom (1)
facial (1)
louisianasaturd aynite (1)
michael jackson (1)
money shot (1)
moneyshot (1)
peter northinator (1)
porn (1)
semen (1)
skeet skeet skeet (1)
smegma (1)

LMAO...peter northinator

by **Gundy** on Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:19 pm

wow...... That is fucking hilarious. :lol:

by **bigh0rt** on Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:48 am

Spiders on Drugs

by **Patr1ck** on Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:17 pm

This is the funniest skit I have seen in a while.

Roofie_Roulette

by **Gedas** on Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:18 am

Dont know if this been posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w&NR

by **Patr1ck** on Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:35 pm

News Reporter gets hit by car
Dude gets slammed hard I love the slow motion on this one.
Dumb kid explodes small bomb in mouth
Kid smacked for insulting friends mother

by BZ on Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:30 pm

Man... the laugh in the "Dude get slammed hard" vid was creepy...

by **Andreas Dahl** on Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:18 am

http://video.nbc4.com/v/?linkId=35533 :lol:

by **ixcuincle** on Fri Jan 12, 2007 10:59 am

Why I don't watch CSI : Miami

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMOlQX6l5dg

[insert one liner] [puts on sunglasses] [conclusion of one liner]

8-)

by **Patr1ck** on Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:22 am

That video Andreas posted is hilarious. I rewound it like 5 times. Watching those feet buckle is reminiscent of this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B7iBFw0y2Y