Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:09 pm
yeah man tits and ass.. love em both.. but i'd take vagina over tits... besides it woul dbe ttoo weird to have a chick with no vagina..
Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:13 pm
Yeah a chick without a vagina is like a man without his penis... make sense no?
Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:14 pm
Wouldn't a man without a penis be a woman?
Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:19 pm
he could be a "thing" .. a women without a vagina doesnt make a man.. makes them a "thing" as well 
now you've confused me 
now you've confused me
Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:15 pm
I'd take boobs over a vagina, simply because all women (born a woman; no sex change) has a vagina, so they're all the same pretty much.
Jugs: I think they're called transgenders, or transexuals
Jugs: I think they're called transgenders, or transexuals
Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:47 am
Well, they could be eunuch's.
A man or boy whose testes are nonfunctioning or have been removed.
Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:01 am
I was driving with my car to our capitol city (where my university is), when my front tire (the right one) explodes. I was driving around 80 km/h (the speed limit is 90)=50mph and I suddenly lose control over the vehicle. It starts going left then right and I hit the security (...) (I don't know the word for that metal thing). My car is now a total wreckage and I'll have to buy a new one, but at least I'm OK.
Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:41 am
You were lucky VanK, I guess. Wasnt a case with me today. Please read and give your comment about situation.
We had a written test from math. I didn't study much for it therefore I didn't expect much. Makes sence. Anyway, a 200 people in one room, 3 people per desk. I was little late so I had to sit in first line. Never mind, the tasks have been delivered and I was ready to start. There were 10 tasks, and I could've done 5 of them easly. And I did for about 30 mins. Now, there was a whole hour until the end of test. Sudenly, a wide, muscle, bald, rich but small thing have placed next to me. And he asked me if I could dictate him 3 answered tasks. I was like no problem, and I talked normaly, and he did too. Now, he asked me if I need something. Hmm, ok, just to make passing of this test sure, I accepted. He was dictating and I was writing, and at the point when we reached bearly half of it, that chocksucking, a-year-older-then-me asshole took my paper and said I'm finished. He placed a paper on a desk aside to the other papers and I knew what does it mean. I failed. That wide, muscle, bald, rich but small dude was like, fuck man, I'm sorry, but you'll pass it next time.
I was dissapointed because I just tried to cheat on one question, whlie dude next to me, I'm 100% possitive, cheated on all 8 he "did".
The biggiest thing comes now. After we finished, all hallway talked about how easy to cheat was today. And I really didn't have to do it.
We had a written test from math. I didn't study much for it therefore I didn't expect much. Makes sence. Anyway, a 200 people in one room, 3 people per desk. I was little late so I had to sit in first line. Never mind, the tasks have been delivered and I was ready to start. There were 10 tasks, and I could've done 5 of them easly. And I did for about 30 mins. Now, there was a whole hour until the end of test. Sudenly, a wide, muscle, bald, rich but small thing have placed next to me. And he asked me if I could dictate him 3 answered tasks. I was like no problem, and I talked normaly, and he did too. Now, he asked me if I need something. Hmm, ok, just to make passing of this test sure, I accepted. He was dictating and I was writing, and at the point when we reached bearly half of it, that chocksucking, a-year-older-then-me asshole
took my paper and said I'm finished. He placed a paper on a desk aside to the other papers and I knew what does it mean. I failed. That wide, muscle, bald, rich but small dude was like, fuck man, I'm sorry, but you'll pass it next time.
I was dissapointed because I just tried to cheat on one question, whlie dude next to me, I'm 100% possitive, cheated on all 8 he "did".
The biggiest thing comes now. After we finished, all hallway talked about how easy to cheat was today. And I really didn't have to do it.
Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:03 am
Pretty bad story there lpasso 
But why were you talking like that with a normal speaking tone? That's just bad cheating right there...
VanK, good that you're ok
Sounds like it was a hell of a crash
But why were you talking like that with a normal speaking tone? That's just bad cheating right there...
VanK, good that you're ok
Sounds like it was a hell of a crash
Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:37 am
shit, almsot broke my neck in football todaytackling a kid almost twice my weight...might miss the first game...
Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:51 am
VanK wrote:I was driving with my car to our capitol city (where my university is), when my front tire (the right one) explodes. I was driving around 80 km/h (the speed limit is 90)=50mph and I suddenly lose control over the vehicle. It starts going left then right and I hit the security (...) (I don't know the word for that metal thing). My car is now a total wreckage and I'll have to buy a new one, but at least I'm OK.
Glad to hear you're OK man
Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:54 am
The G.O.A.T. wrote:shit, almsot broke my neck in football todaytackling a kid almost twice my weight...might miss the first game...
Did you see what happened to the rookie in the packers?? Ouch that looked painful . Hope you do okay though , just be careful.
Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:08 am
Fuck, I knew it was too good to be true. Some guy wants to join my group with the girl I was talking about, and that would make three of us. He's a fat guy with B.O., but still, it's not a one-on-one thing anymore 
Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:22 am
so say no.
Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:04 am
Nah fuck it he's no threat. She'll gravitate closer to you because she won't want much contact with Jabba The Hut.
Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:08 am
cyanide wrote:Fuck, I knew it was too good to be true. Some guy wants to join my group with the girl I was talking about, and that would make three of us. He's a fat guy with B.O., but still, it's not a one-on-one thing anymore
Well you must suck at the macking thing if you're worried about a fat guy with B.O.
Take this mental image into mind.. this fat guy with smelly b.o. making out with the chick.. oh ya
Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:38 pm
Andreas Dahl wrote:VanK, good that you're ok
Jona wrote:Glad to hear you're OK man
Thanks guys.
lpasso, who was that guy? An assistant to your professor or what? What do you study?
Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:28 pm
Yea, a fucking assistant. I mean, a year or two ago he cheated as well. He was only guy in room in charged. No professor or anyone else. I'm studying audio & video technologies.
Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:53 pm
I'd like to let off steam for all the "Offical Team" threads in NBA talk. A few are fine, but this is getting a little too far. Portland Trailblazers? Who cares about them. Only a few teams deserve a thread because they always in the news, and blazers is not one of them! ( this is no personal attack to anyone!)
Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:56 pm
Fuck you Blazer hater
You're right though, not every team deserves their own thread
You're right though, not every team deserves their own thread
Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:05 pm
its ironic i was talkign abotu the blazers yet thats my team in the nlsc fantasy league lol, but i was using them as an example.
Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:08 pm
i'd also like to left off steam about the damn bomb threat on new york city subways. fucking dumbassholes. well thats enough for now, i'm going on the train, no damn bomb threat is stopping me. i don't go down to penn station or times square so i'm good i think
Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:46 am
Jae wrote:Nah fuck it he's no threat. She'll gravitate closer to you because she won't want much contact with Jabba The Hut.
Legend wrote:Well you must suck at the macking thing if you're worried about a fat guy with B.O.
Aw, I can make it work, it's just that I'd rather just have her in my company (and a bit of privacy) than have a forest pusher hanging around, y'know?
Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:04 pm
I hate people. Especially school people.
All people should just spontaneously combust.
All people should just spontaneously combust.
Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:12 pm
Jackal wrote:I hate people. Especially school people.
All people should just spontaneously combust.
Thanks. I was a little chilly.