The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

[bigh0rt]

Bacardi 151 is 75.5% alcohol, if I'm not mistaken.

[hammertime23]

I actually took 5 shots once of 151 in a row, with no soda or anything to chaser it down. Suprisingly enough I felt fine after it but then the puking began about an hour after, and I don't remember the rest except getting sponged down (it's a stupid game my friends always do to the drunkest person that passes out first).

[Drex]

Sounds fun. Explain that game

[hammertime23]

Haha it's when someone passes out, someone sprays them with water or pours water on them, then the passed out person will wake up pissed off like what the hell. Then the culprits will be like dude you puked everywhere and all over yourself, and they'll say there just cleaning them off. But once there wicked wet my one friend eric will wipe his ass all over the wet person imitating a sponge. And eric (the sponger) will keep saying dude you need this sponging to get the water off and usually the person tries to fight the sponging but ends up taking it becuase there helpless and are wet and have asses all over them .

[[Q]]

Bacardi 151 is 75.5% alcohol, if I'm not mistaken.

oh i mustve been thinking of everclear then.

[bigh0rt]

Bacardi 151 is 75.5% alcohol, if I'm not mistaken.

oh i mustve been thinking of everclear then.

Yep, there is Everclear available at 190 Proof, or 95% alcohol. I have no idea where, but that shit'd fuck worlds up.

[shadowgrin]

Yeah, Everclear is the shit. Just thinking about it reminds me of the taste and makes me want to puke again.

getting sponged down (it's a stupid game my friends always do to the drunkest person that passes out first).

Guys sponging each other? Sounds ghey.

[Laxation]

getting sponged down (it's a stupid game my friends always do to the drunkest person that passes out first).

Guys sponging each other? Sounds ghey.

It reminds me of soggy biscuit... Maybe you guys should try that game next time, Hammer..

[hammertime23]

Lol can you explain soggy biscuit to me?

[Drex]

I seriously need to learn more games to play on drunk people If I knew those a couple months ago...

[hammertime23]

Well I looked up that soggy biscuit shit and that's simply disgusting. I'm not surprised it's an Australian and European teenage boy game. No Americans with any dignity could blow their load on a biscuit while other guys are jerkin' it.

[Indy]

The best one is the simplist one. Just put the passed out drunk dude's hand in a cup of water and he'll piss himself, guaranteed. If I'm drunk too its gotta be easy. I'm also not so into giving sponge baths to guys. I'll leave that activity at the old folks home.

[Matt]

things to do to drunk people. image style




got more later...

[Laxation]

Well I looked up that soggy biscuit shit and that's simply disgusting. I'm not surprised it's an Australian and European teenage boy game. No Americans with any dignity could blow their load on a biscuit while other guys are jerkin' it.

But Americans gladly wipe their ass on their mate after covering them with water...

[Matt]

[Gedas]

Happy birthday to me...

[shadowgrin]

at the pics.
Poor guy on the sofa on top of the shelves is going to fall when he wakes up, that's one nasty hangover.
I'm impressed by that balancing act with the broom and chairs.

That guy with the flour reminds me of the time we put toothpaste all over the body of those who passed out in a drinking session.

[Dro]

it took me like 5 minutes to log in...thts hot drunk i am right now.

hood friday night, ;v yall...

[Dean]

Funniest thing ive seen to a drunk person was on the movie Out Cold.. One of the guys was extremely trashed, and passed out, so they put him in a car, and two of them got in the back seat, while a few other guys spun the car around on the ice.. they woke him up and just started screaming non stop, and the guy wakes up thinking hes driving the car and lost control of it.. it was hilarious haha

[Its_asdf]

Hve you guys eve seen dre xhave butt sex. ii have. haha. wtf is wrong with em i'z liek teh gayest ever!


I htink i'll stop from rfuthinerg embarassin me self. peace out a-twn donw.

[Drex]

You stupid fuck...
Anyway, so I got into this conversation just a couple minutes ago:

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Henry dice:
oh my god
Henry dice:
ii have ap enis
Henry dice:
lol
Henry dice:
i'z drunk
Henry dice:
sorry drex
Henry dice:
but i miss jon aa
Drex  xD dice:
wajksajksajksakjsa
Henry dice:
he was sosexy
Drex  xD dice:
i miss him too
Henry dice:
he ahd peanis
Henry dice:
a penis
Henry dice:
hahah
Henry dice:
i;'m so fjoem
Drex  xD dice:
yeah...why don't you go to sleep?
Henry dice:
lol thjat was supoped tos be funny
Henry dice:
i can't sleep
Henry dice:
i just had furti[p
Drex  xD dice:
had what?
Henry dice:
so too much sugarrrrrrrrrrr

Henry dice:
i od't remmba
Henry dice:
you must thinknl thatiz  too sexy
Henry dice:
for tpying like dis
Henry dice:
laldf
Henry dice:
lol
Henry dice:
i was going to ltype lol or rofl
Henry dice:
i couldn't decude
Drex  xD dice:
why don't you go post at the nlsc? im sure youll have a laugh about it tomorrow
Henry dice:
no ,man
Henry dice:
eafter nick did it
Henry dice:
it is too cliched
Henry dice:
7ya now
Drex  xD dice:
ok, then ill post this
Drex  xD dice:
take care dude
Drex  xD dice:
xD
Henry dice:
no dunt
Henry dice:
id unt want pplz thinking iz faggot
Henry dice:
ya kno
Henry dice:
i dun have a reputation
Henry dice:
because i dunt post no morezzzzzz
Drex  xD dice:
but now youll have one
Henry dice:
but i feel like a tim the tool man taylor
Drex  xD dice:
the drunk gay guy
Henry dice:
stop it
Henry dice:
jsut beczua i luv drex and jonazz
Henry dice:
god
Henry dice:
WHERE DID JONA GO!
!
Drex  xD dice:
ok, i wont
Drex  xD dice:
hes studying
Henry dice:
i loved ona
Henry dice:
dhe was so smart
Henry dice:
n stuf
Henry dice:
GJdklsafjkdlas'
Henry dice:
drexz
Henry dice:
you're posting thsi on nlsc?
Henry dice:
thats kool
Henry dice:
i wz lying
Henry dice:
;lke totalyl
Drex  xD dice:
yeah
Henry dice:
im juz an atention whore
Henry dice:
i like big butts and i cannoot lie
Drex  xD dice:
i bet you are, like some of the guys there
Henry dice:
chyea boi
Drex  xD dice:
many of us like big butts
Henry dice:
props dt dfdat
Henry dice:
i knowa
Henry dice:
i atched this guyd
Henry dice:
fuuuuuuuck
Henry dice:
im so dizzy
Henry dice:
drex
Henry dice:
mind if sing to you?
Henry dice:
 
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Henry dice:
 
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Henry dice:
 
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Henry dice:
 
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Drex  xD dice:
wajkasjksajksajksajksajksajksa
Drex  xD dice:
go to bed man
Henry dice:
flllllllllllllly
Henry dice:
fly so high
Drex  xD dice:
dont mean to hurt your feelings, but that sucked
Henry dice:
you let me fly so high
Henry dice:
wtf
Henry dice:
yo
Henry dice:
;lets fight
Henry dice:
i'll fly over to cancun wher you live
Henry dice:
right now
Henry dice:
and we'll scrap this out
Drex  xD dice:
ok, hurry up
Henry dice:
im waiting outside tight now
Henry dice:
right
Drex  xD dice:
let me check...no, youre not
Henry dice:
yes i am
Henry dice:
i'm t e guy with the banana on is forehead
Henry dice:
and screams out pickled pies


[Its_asdf]

drezz you naguhty boi i dtold younot post it man. but id id at the asme time watf. i'm so dumb.

eitdt: I like women by thw way i aint no homo dude, like there was this girl today shee was soooo hawt you know how i'm tlakin about jennifer was so esxy today god damn i';d love to hit her.

[Gundy]

Its_asdf, turn your computer off.

[[Q]]

ahahah I was about to say what kind of a name is "Henry Dice"? but then I realized it was "dice" as in Spanish for "says"

[bigh0rt]

Wow.