The "Have Your Random NBA Question Answered" Thread

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Why does Kendrick Perkins never smile?

High fever as a child that led to brain damage regarding muscle control.

At least he tries...




If you squint a little bit at a certain angle you can see the smile in Perk basking in the holiday spirit...

Damn, Allen and Perkins just tower over the lady and her baby.
Well, that explains everything. I thought he was just a really tough guy (well, he is) who just wants to kick somebody's ass.

Or our own little facepalm smiley:

Or our own little facepalm smiley:

Help! face palms are populating every thread! MAKE IT STOP.
I'm willing to bet that the next post will have a face palm on it, just cuz i said this.

How much do you want to bet?

Not much

Or our own little facepalm smiley:

What about this one?

When did Kobe do the football dance after a home game vs the Blazers in the "Write the Future" ad

Edited to look like it was really done during a game?

This isn't specifically an NBA question, but when a player switches teams, what happens to their old jersey?

Marketing-wise? Production is stopped but the remaining jerseys are still sold...at a discount price!
Team-wise? Maybe they auction it for charity/money, give it as a souvenir to the player or anyone who wants it in the team, burn it, or just throw it away.

And sometimes the player asks to keep it.

Or our own little facepalm smiley:

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Nice.
But, really, I've had enough of the facepalms.

Maybe the face palms to you are a sign...

ok back on track.

where would Shaq hang his jersey when he'll retire?

Players don't decide that.
Though ill bet Lakers will really retire his jersey,and put it up there near all those banners.
Magic might do that too.

If the Lakers decide to hang Shaq's #34 jersey from the rim of one of the hoops, the other team would probably get scared every time they go up for rebounds, but some players aren't as gullible.

The Lakers are the only lock to retire his jersey. I could see Orlando honouring him as he was their first superstar and led them to their first NBA Finals appearance but I wouldn't call it a given. Miami might consider it as well seeing as though he won a title with them but again, the Lakers seem like the only sure bet.

Miami will retire Shaq's jersey seeing as how it already retired the jersey of a player who didn't even play for the Heat and player from a different sport.

Fair point.

What NBA franchise has made the least history (worst regular season-records, worst players, least playoff makes etc.)