The first induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is..

Brooke is a talent 6 foot 1 beauty with long legs and a pretty smile. Dont let her back you down!
The second induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Katie plays for the Connecticut Sun, another reason why she is hot, hot, hot!
The third induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Anastasia comes from the country Greese, I am sure alot of guys would love to Grease her up!
The fourth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Chamique can take you inside and outside, im sure you would love that!
The fifth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Becky likes to take control of the ball, oh my!
The sixth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Kayte's beauty will sure to get your mercury rising!
The seventh induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Ann only see's 4.9 minutes a game, I guess she is a big fan of wood!
The eighth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Ticha is the all timer leader in assists, wouldnt you like an assist from her?
The ninth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Rebekkah likes to use her low post moves, can you take the pounding?
The tenth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Shanna is a rookie, i think we could all teach her a few new tricks!
The eleventh induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Sue Bird, oh i can think of another bird id like to see right about now!
The twelfth and final induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame is...

Laura doesnt like to lose, but she appreciates a good spanking!
Honorable mentions went out to the following...
12 Stacey Dales G/F 6-0 155 Chicago Sky
24 Megan Mahoney F 6-0 160 Connecticut Sun
30 Anna DeForge G 5-10 160 Idiana Fever
34 Adrian Williams C-F 6-4 170 Minnesota Lynx
Sorry ladies, maybe next year.
Now we must move our attention to those who arent so fortunate. These women are this years inductees, of the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Shame.
Dont look, here comes our first inductee now!
The first induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Shame is..

Ayana had to tie a steak around her neck as a kid to get the dog to play with her.
The second induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Shame is..

Watch out Kane, here comes the real seven foot monster!
The third induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Shame is..

There is no Shock, why she was inducted!
The fourth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Shame is..

Im not so Cuckoo for Coco Miller.
The fifth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Shame is..

Unfortunately Coco has a twin sister, what are the odds?
The sixth induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Shame is..

Kamila went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
The seventh and final induction into the WNBA's Beauty Hall of Shame is..

Dalma once got arrested for mooning when she looked out of her window!
Honorable Mention
11 Taj McWilliams-Franklin F-C 6-2 184 Connecticut Sun
Sorry Taj, maybe next year.
And that does it for this years WNBA's Beauty Hall of Fame/Shame induction ceremony. Goodnight everyone!